Published on March 10th, 2018 | by LickIt0
Vajankle – Disgusting “Short Feet” Sex Toy By Sinthetics
Sometimes I wish there was no Sex.com website. Or maybe better, sometimes I wish I was not visiting it on a daily basis and miss some news. For example this disgusting, vomit-causing “short feet” sex toy by Sinthetics called Vajankle. I really could not believe my eyes when I first saw this sex toy. At first I though this is just one of Chico’s jokes, but I soon found out that this is no joke.
OK, seriously, who in the world would stick his penis in a foot-shaped, vajankle, vagina? I know people go extremely crazy with their fetishes, but c’mon people, get a life. Seriously, get a life and at least buy yourself a “better-looking” sex toy and not in a shape of a foot.
On the Sinthecis’ website the description is saying that the vajankle is in the left foot only. Why there is no right foot? Why only left? And who in the world would buy a pair (with the “standard” right foot)?
This is seriously crazy and to make it even crazier, just check the photos below.
I think my Thursday is pretty much ruined because of this.
“These quirky feet have a vagina built right in at the ankle!”– Sinthecis about Vajankle
You can buy yourself this “whatever-the-hell-you-wanna-call-it” for $179 and you can pick from variate of colors. Oh, and you can pick what kind of toenails you want. French? Cherry? Maybe something custom? And Vajankle(s) is from the Style A feet, whatever the hell this means.
Now I go puke and try to erase the thought about vagina-in-a-feet toy from my head forever!