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Published on April 21st, 2014 | by LickIt

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Cooking With Semen – Add Male Sauce To Your Daily Meals

A while ago I saw a video on YouTube from Paul Photenhauer aka Fotie making a Macho Mojito using semen. I really did no know what to even think about it. Did I felt disgust, did it make me wanna puke, did I found it interesting? So much different feelings at a time. Maybe I can go with word weird. I felt kinda weird, but at the same time, since I really like to experiment with food, I can say cooking with semen is kinda interesting. I am not saying I will try it, cause I am not into this stuff, but if people like to experiment, they got all of my support.
Paul “Fotie” Photenhauer, a semen-cooking addict, self published two cock-books… I mean, cook-books. One titled “Natural Harvest – A Collection Of Semen Based Recipes” and the other “Semenology – The Semen Bartender’s Handbook.”
The first book is about cooking with semen and adding it to your daily dishes and the other are basically recipes for semen cocktails.
Sounds interesting or does it sound disgusting? You decide, it is kinda weird to me. I simply can not imagine myself drinking or eating something with semen in it.

Does cooking with semen sound disgusting? Yes and no.

Yes, because it simply does sound disgusting. No, because people it much more disgusting stuff out there and if you like experimenting, do it.
Fotie describes semen as nutritious with wonderful texture and great cooking properties. He adds, it is like cheese or wine, it’s taste is dynamic and complex.
He is really making me feel confused, literally. OK, I can say it like this, I will probably never try it out, unless someone puts it in “by accident,” but if you like to experiment, these books are perfect for you.
Guys over at the SF Weekly did an interview with Paul Photenhauer about his cooking with semen “project.”
Paul discuses his opinion, how milk is cow’s mammary excretion, how eggs are chicken’s menstruation and more. He also sets a question, why is easting semen that much weirder than having a yoghurt? He gets the point actually.
You will also get the answer on question, is cooking with semen safe?
It is an interesting read, so don’t sit on it.

Need a recipe for Macho Mojito or Galliano Cum Shot?

Macho Mojito


Ingredients:
– 1 oz Spiced rum
– Mint leaves
– 1 table spoon sugar
– 1 tea spoon powder sugar
– 1/2 oz lime juice
– 2 oz soda water
– Semen
– Lime wedges
macho-mojito

Galliano Cum Shot

Ingredients:
– 1 oz Galliano
– 1 oz freshly brewed coffee
– 1-2 tea spoon semen
– 1-2 tea spoon whipped cream
galliano-cum-shot

More on Cookingwithcum.com.

Here is a joke they made about Paul’s book.

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