Published on September 25th, 2017 | by LickIt0
Armor Blitz Lets You Be The General Of Tank Girls
If you’ve ever wondered what life would be like on the battlefield if tanks were really cute girls and rifles were small woodland creatures, then Armor Blitz is here to feed your need for knowledge and put an end to the sleepless nights of conjecture and estimation. The game takes place in an afterlife that’s filled with military weapons that have met their end in the real world. When they find themselves being handed their eternal rewards, they’re corporeal forms are made up of hot anime girl goodness rather than iron and steel. Unfortunately for them, war is endless and comes to the heavens in the form of equally hot goth chicks and the weapons must mobilize once more.
What you get with this game is a lot of fun and an actual challenge. There are plenty of different unit types to use in this top down RTS and the enemy is always relentless. Every fight tends to boil down to a “defend the castle” type situation where it’s your goal to get your troops to the enemy general before yours is overrun. There aren’t a ton of useless upgrades or leveling to worry about, so you can focus on your strategy and try to bring victory and security to the realm once more.
It’s a lot of fun to deploy your troops and know that even if you lose them in battle, they won’t disappear forever. You’ll get the choice of repairing all of your anime tank girls before your next fight, or you can simply wait for the specified amount of time to pass and have them back out on the field without spending any of your resources on them. The real question is exactly how a girl can get repaired. Is it simply a matter of getting her favorite pair of heels fixed? Do the gynecologists of this world pull out ratchets when their patients are spread eagle in the stirrups? These musings might end up keeping you just as awake at night, but it will be worth it.
All in all, Armor Blitz is a really fun game that will hold your attention and offer just the right amount of difficulty to keep you playing when you know you should stop. The short tutorial missions will get you running, then you’ll be free to engage the enemy while enjoying the view of your short skirt wearing tanks.
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